True Blood, episode 308: Night On the Sun
Now that’s how you do it!
me: that was some pretty realistic angry make-up sex
lucy: are you being sarcastic?
me: no…it looked believable to me
Lucy: how would you know?
me: IT WAS VERY SIMILAR TO THE IMAGE IN MY MIND OF WHAT ANGRY MAKE-UP SEX BETWEEN A WARLOCK BITCH AND A VAMPIRE WOULD LOOK LIKE OKAY
not pleased with these events