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  3. (via nedahoyin)

     
  4. oddjordann:

    nikki-fellatio:

    The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.

    "Oil? Who said something bout oil? Bitch, you cookin?"

    (via nedahoyin)

     

  5. "Do you smoke?"
    — beginning of a beautiful new friendship (via coochietickler)

    (Source: thcwhore, via nedahoyin)

     
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  7. jaclcfrost:

    i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

    • the ghost of i fucked up
    • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
    • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

    (via sailorp00n)

     
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  9. plasmawisps:

    arcthic:

    glow / similar

    {{ 18 and up }}

    (Source: seurious, via k0rrupted-lungs)

     
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  11. lameborghini:

    reblog if u have never given a HECK

    (via at-the-river-bruinen)

     
  12. andennichel killin it

    (Source: prettiibish, via halaalpussy)

     
     

  13. ikea-graveyard:

    Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.

    (via halaalpussy)

     

  14. alcorock:

    I bet you’d sound adorable moaning my name.

    (via k0rrupted-lungs)

     
  15. Bish whet

    (Source: internethistory, via forbiddenfruitz)